They are back! The second round of puns! Hope they are enjoyed!
Q: What position does the Kool-Aid man play in baseball?
A: The pitcher!
Q: What’s the most feline enzyme?
A: Catalysts!
Q: Why do they say geometers make the best poets?
A: Because they are figurative!
Q: How does one spell bankruptcy?
A: I.O.U!
Q: How does a physicist code the for-loop?
A: With some torque!
Q: Who is the most regal actor?
A: The drama queen!
Q: What’s McDonalds’ most emotional meal?
A: The happy meal, of course!
Q: Which fruit has the most memory?
A: The date!
Q: What happens when squirrels fall in love?
A: They go nuts for each other!
Q: Why do they call writing an expression?
A: Because it can be evaluated!
Q: What’s a drummer’s favorite vegetable?
A: Beets!
Q: Which actors are the brightest?
A: Those who are stars!
Q: What happened to the paper when his date left him?
A: He was torn…
Q: When a mathematician sees things from a new angle, what happens?
A: They change their argument!
Q: When a physicist sees things from a new angle, what happens?
A: They go through a phase!
Q: When a statistician sees things from a new angle, what happens?
A: They change their hypothesis!
Q: Why did the chi-square distribution feel out of place?
A: He wasn’t normal!
Q: Which planet knows the Sun the most?
A: Mercury, its the closest!
Q: What are the most educated buildings?
A: Libraries!
Q: What, upon realizing the two had similar feelings for each other each day they met, did the statisticians do?
A: They made a regression together!
Q: What did the teacher say to the student who wondered why they failed their quiz?
A: It is not you who failed the quiz, but the quiz who failed you…
Q: What did the phosphate say to the piece of wood?
A: We’d make a great match!
Q: Why did the sir dust love the miss brush?
A: Because she swept him away!
Q: Why do statisticians like pi?
A: It normalizes them!
Q: What do statisticians do when they are stuck on a problem?
A: They go on a random walk!
Q: Why was the center of mass so anxious of herself?
A: Because she was a weighted average under pressure!
Q: Why did Mr. Frowny-Face look so average?
A: Because he was mean!
Q: What does the philosopher’s snake always say to visitors?
A: So it was en-tailed to inform my master…
Q: What’s the big bad wolf’s favorite tissue when sick?
A: Puffs!
Q: Why did the crayon feel lonely?
A: He drew people away…
Q: Among all velocities, which to prisoner’s favor?
A: Escape velocity!
Q: Why are the Japanese good actors?
A: They always bow!
Q: Did I ever tell you about the sun’s smile?
A: It’s quite a de-light and a sight!
Q: What does a chemist say during heated arguments?
A: Let’s not get so reactive!
Those were fun to think of! Catch you in the next pun post!